Someone Pls Tell Me How To Make These

real footage of me tryig to eat food

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

pretentious rabbit guy whos tired all the time bc hes studying to become a pharmacist and hes super smart and kind of arrogant all the time about it

it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

if you made the entire thing a house with one long hallway through all the rooms

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

Two siblings, one determined to preserve the past, the other determined to live solely in the present.

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy