On Episode 34 Of Hfth And Hector And Jonah.. UGHGGHGHH I'm Crying /pos

PARABLE WRAPPED 2024

You entered 24744 doors, impressive!

You chose the right door 2916 times. Could’ve been a few more, don’t you think?

You chose the left door 6264 times. Really?

You explored a total of 43 endings. How exciting!

Your favorite ending was the Countdown Ending, which you played 746 times. Do you have something to tell me?

The Skip Button was pressed uh. Hm. There doesn’t appear to be a number here, Stanley… Let’s just ignore this data point. It’s for the best, Stanley!

You went down 52 holes! Seems a little obsessive.

You jumped 38 times. uh. Stanley how did you do that? The Jump Circle gave you 36, did you steal two jumps?!

You created 271 sequels. Stanley, there’s only one sequel, The Stanley Parable: 2. Did you mess with this data?

You experienced freedom exactly zero… Stanley what is this?! You did the Freedom Ending plenty of times, why is there a zero on my screen?!

What? No! Stop laughing! You really did mess with the data didn’t you? Hmph. You couldn’t let me have this one thing, you had to ruin it too.

Well, here’s your final piece of data.

You annoyed me more times than you could even comprehend. How’s that. Don’t look at me like that, Stanley.

wouldn't you like

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

the vulture.

a comic about cycles.

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I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

the average presidential election

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

HEY TSP FANS ON TUMBLR I NEED YOU GUYS TO LISTEN TO THIS FAN SONG ITS REALLY REALLY GOOD!!!

S3 Malevolent collage I made with a lot of newspaper scraps

when my card declined at therapy and they made me replay these endings