Being Aro/ace Is So Weird

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You entered 24744 doors, impressive!

You chose the right door 2916 times. Could’ve been a few more, don’t you think?

You chose the left door 6264 times. Really?

You explored a total of 43 endings. How exciting!

Your favorite ending was the Countdown Ending, which you played 746 times. Do you have something to tell me?

The Skip Button was pressed uh. Hm. There doesn’t appear to be a number here, Stanley… Let’s just ignore this data point. It’s for the best, Stanley!

You went down 52 holes! Seems a little obsessive.

You jumped 38 times. uh. Stanley how did you do that? The Jump Circle gave you 36, did you steal two jumps?!

You created 271 sequels. Stanley, there’s only one sequel, The Stanley Parable: 2. Did you mess with this data?

You experienced freedom exactly zero… Stanley what is this?! You did the Freedom Ending plenty of times, why is there a zero on my screen?!

What? No! Stop laughing! You really did mess with the data didn’t you? Hmph. You couldn’t let me have this one thing, you had to ruin it too.

Well, here’s your final piece of data.

You annoyed me more times than you could even comprehend. How’s that. Don’t look at me like that, Stanley.

Made a mechanisms poster for a class assignment, thought I'd share!

+without the paper texture

In fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely that Sasha ever even existed at all.

PENUMBRA SEASON 5 GOT ANNOUNCED HOW WE FEELIN

the average presidential election

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

Bro really said:

surely nothing goes wrong

Trying to be normal in my AP U.S. history class every time my teacher shows the class an old timey American folk song because I immediately recognize it from the Mechanisms

Ive arrived to this website. is there some sort of initiation ritual or something

what if its like atsv and theres multiple timelines/genders/versions of jonah magnus and its the magnusverse

when are we going to see pregnant jonah magnus