Viserys : Marries A 14yo Without Her Consent, Has 4 Children With Her That Pose A Threat To Rheanyra's

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

happy pride!  have some house of the dragon icons

likes and reblogs aren’t necessary but are very much appreciated!  

bonus:

"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

he never knew it was 5 o’lock somewhere 😔

the way concernedape dropped the new update on the first day of spring, which coincides with the first day of the game, was genius

Rhaenyra, you are the father.

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

Sobbing violently, all 5 stages of grief at once, lobotomy necessary