Nonex-on-the-way - I'm A Punny Excuse For A Human

"Hey Miku (our dog's name)"

"..." (Stare in a "what the fuck did you just call me?" way)

I’m right and I should say it

Humans have always been endurance hunters. We can endure untold physical, psychological, and emotional trauma. Being so unexceptional, we are mocked by the intergalactic community until war shows how terrifying it is to simply… endure.

I LOVE IT!!! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

anyone please ask your crush out like this

something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.

commentators giving me kudos for good driving and they also read the "about me" on my registration sheet. i didnt think they would do that

QUEL ENDROIT DE LA PLANÈTE AIMERIEZ-VOUS ABSOLUMENT VISITER ?

sans aucun doute l'Angleterre mais j'y vais déjà ;P

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.

So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??

all video games should have a “I’m shit at video games but I’m curious about the story and I don’t want to watch a let’s play” mode

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas