Nonex-on-the-way - I'm A Punny Excuse For A Human

In the club

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

Your body is a planet

I honestly think so:

Your smile is a diamond

What you call “ugly strechmarks”, I call a breathtaking montain range

Your “body fat” are dunes of sand that I dream of gliding across

Your eyes are an ocean that I want to drown in

Your hair is a waterfall one could only HOPE to touch

Your freckles make stars pale in comparison

So, please take care of your planet?

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

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