Source: Mr.kitters.the.cat

"Hey Miku (our dog's name)"

"..." (Stare in a "what the fuck did you just call me?" way)

I’m right and I should say it

The most accurate Kaminari skit I have come across yet lmao 🤣 😂

Source: therealunfilteredmama

Don’t worry world the only kind of predator I want to be is from the movie Predator

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

I LOVE IT!!! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

Reblog to kill it faster