Nonex-on-the-way - I'm A Punny Excuse For A Human

sonic x shadow generations trailer, january 31st 2024

@unpretty

Your body is a planet

I honestly think so:

Your smile is a diamond

What you call “ugly strechmarks”, I call a breathtaking montain range

Your “body fat” are dunes of sand that I dream of gliding across

Your eyes are an ocean that I want to drown in

Your hair is a waterfall one could only HOPE to touch

Your freckles make stars pale in comparison

So, please take care of your planet?

The local museum is run by an eccentric old man who knows the opening pieces like he was there for their whole history. His secret? He’s a secret dragon who figured out if you display your hoard, people will give you new things to display.

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going