Twitter And Tiktok Are Like A Coral Reef

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

Little fucking guy alert!!

Source: therealunfilteredmama

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

de gauche à droite:Lyry,Star Moon,Lyly

from left to right:Lyry,Star Moon,Lyly

pour ceux qu'avait pas compris(moi non plus je m'était pas comprise au début)

for people who didn't understand(don't worry,I hadn't understood me either)

A funny thing about magical girl media is that folks who are broadly aware of the genre but don't take it in tend to assume Pretty Cure is the most G-rated of the lot, based on the fact that it's got brighter colours, frillier costumes, and generally younger-looking protagonists than average – then you actually watch the fight scenes and those squeaky middle schoolers are doing Bruce Lee shit to the monsters.

I’m as tall as Chica...No,wait...She’s taller by 1cm and I’m older T_T

What are all of there heights?

Freddy = 170cm

Bonnie = 173.5cm

Chica = 152cm

Foxy = 182cm

Golden Freddy = 170cm

Toy Freddy = 168cm

Toy Bonnie = 166cm

Toy Chica = 160.5cm

Mangle = 160cm

Balloon Boy = 141cm

The Puppet = 60cm (Original form), 180cm (Human form)

Spring Trap (Golden Bonnie) = 176cm

Mike Schmidt = 177cm

Jeremy Fitzgerald = 174cm

Phone Guy = 179cm

Fritz Smith = 177cm

Purple Gay = 176cm

FNAF3 Protagonist = 180cm