BRO?!?!?

stop what you’re doing and watch this

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omggggg

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

Still wondering what Nintendo was thinking when they gave us rockets and a Lil Guy that can be glued to said rockets like… did they now know that every one of those lil dudes under the rocks got concussions? Now that but with R O C K E T S???

Nintendo said "we know the world's been hard lately, here's some therapy" and then we all proceeded to commit the most hilarious of war crimes

Your body is a planet

I honestly think so:

Your smile is a diamond

What you call “ugly strechmarks”, I call a breathtaking montain range

Your “body fat” are dunes of sand that I dream of gliding across

Your eyes are an ocean that I want to drown in

Your hair is a waterfall one could only HOPE to touch

Your freckles make stars pale in comparison

So, please take care of your planet?

Source: therealunfilteredmama