THESE ARE SO COOL

how many people do you think are gonna think that the 'as a child i yearned for the mines' joke is from the minecraft movie

not nauseous enough, ya know?

"you've said that ad nauseam" yes and i intend to add more nauseam

owwwch... i have a cornflache

TIL they’re called “cornflakes” because they’re made of yuuuuup, you guessed it

reblogging for that pun

every time i see anything blue pink and white i think "oh transgender" and this makes the world so beautiful. pink/blue/white packing peanuts? well now they are packer penus

the sun is nice. so is the daughter ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I like the sun :)

i GOT YOU

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

ah yes, my favorite pokemon

bi knuckles

whoa oo oh oo ohhh uohuoh story of undertale

collection of these papyrus images that i found under fake deltarune release date posts lol

i agree!!!!!!!!

kris dreemurr

yea hes fine they just tucked him into bed without him wanting to. nah hes not waking up

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife