He’s My Our Boy, And I We Keep Him Safe

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

trying to explain the Zero Escape series plot to someone who has never played the games

game over.

>continue?

i think more male characters should have a little boob window actually

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

Okay so. This is my brand new blog right? And when I was registering Tumblr asked me how old I am. And my chaotic ass brain went, "Actually, how old am I?", and I just randomly looked at the calendar, saw it is February 24th today and went, "Ah yes, 24. Thank you, calendar."

If this is not a perfect example of coming to the right conclusion through wrong reasoning then I don't know what is.

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

(mollymauk): without caleb, i’d be lost.

(mollymauk): *yelling* hey, caleb! where am i?

(caleb): *down the hall* sun room.

(mollymauk): thanks!

(mollymauk): see?!

hello, I would like to subscribe to the church of Viktor's pouts

Viktor's focused pouts - 2/?

I'm so sorry to everyone who tries to recommend something to me

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.