When Your Special Interest Is Your Dad Who Is Out At Sea

Young Donna Tartt. You’re welcome.

A portrait

My mouth is rotten from unspoken and mistaken words

My skin is burnt from curious pitying glances

My ears hurt with every song's beat

And yet somehow I still haven't stopped my heartbeat

My soul would feel better if we'd both say we're sorry

The Secret History set in the modern day and everything is the same except Francis has no less than four strawberry ice vapes on his person at all times

Why do The Smiths have so many songs that are Bunny/Winterbunny coded

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

does rereading the secret history count as classics revision because i have an exam tomorrow but all i can remember is that tiryns kind of looks like a limp dick

Odysseus after returning to Ithaca:

Bunny Corcoran be like “I know a spot” and then scams you with a 300$ bill in an expensive restaurant