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obsessed with how he lives.

#sandman #hob gadling

imagine you're out for drinks with your mates spouting absolute bullshit about how you're gonna live forever and the palest rich boy you've ever seen comes up with a sick ass ruby around his neck and black robes and dramatic hair and is like oh you're going to live forever? in the most awkward tone imaginable and your mates are absolutely losing it but the kid isn't bad on the eyes and it's obviously the first time he's been outside of whatever castle he cracked out of so you tell them to shut up and play along and then bam it's been a hundred fucking years and you're still alive and this guy is back in the exact same fit and basically tells you you're immortal now purely to amuse him for one night in a century and you have to just roll with that for the next six hundred years because what else are you going to do

Lord Meowpheus✨

The thing that gets me about Dream going to the inn is that he doesn’t need to do that to find Hob. He can find anyone connected to the world of dreams, which includes Hob. He would literally just need to find him while he was dreaming.

But that’s not the POINT. He didn’t go there because it was the only way to find Hob, he went there because even though he was thirty years late, even though the inn had closed down, even though he basically told him to fuck off the last time they saw each other, he was hoping that somehow Hob would still be waiting for him. And he was! He was waiting for him! I’m not going to be normal about this.

Imagine being Matthew. You're just a dude. Kind of a loser. You die. You turn into a bird. You become an errand boy for a magical kingdom ruled by a gigantically sulky bitch who has bitchy little arguments with his fantastical (and also bitchy) palace staff. You feel like the only sane guy in the room at all times.

A collection of rare Dream Sandman smiles for research purposes

*during the war*

Naruto: Obito’s too powerful, Sensei! How do we defeat him?!

Kakashi: Don’t worry kid, I’ve prepared for this possibility …

Kakashi: *bites thumb*

Kakashi: Summoning : Old lady with groceries no jutsu!

*an elderly woman appears in front of them, laden down with heavy-looking grocery bags*

Old Woman: Oh dear, these are so heavy, however shall I make it home?

Obito:

Obito: *visibly twitching*

Obito: *goes to her and picks up all of the bags*

Obito: Let me help you with that, obaasan.

Old Woman: Oh, thank you! What a nice young man …

Obito, turning his head: This isn’t over, asshole. When I get back —

Old Woman: And when we get to my house, maybe you’d help me with a few of the chores? I’ll give you some cookies in return!

Obito:

Obito: … yes, ma’am.

The others: