The Definition Of Big Brown Eyes And YEARNING

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

if you’re not reading #service dog johnny by @void-my-warranty what are you even doing with your life?

everytime an author on tumblr calls me by a nickname i get all giddy and jump up and down

That extremely hot thing middle aged men do when the weight of the world is crushing them

coming from somebody who is trans, its really weird when cis ppl fetishize 'trans' cod characters.

the AMOUNT of cis people doing this is weird.

TWITTER LINK TO EXAMPLE

So your clit is... where exactly??

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it.

heeppy hoolida

Natasha Romanoff being denied the choice of motherhood is my Roman Empire.

I’ll embrace all your versions.

Details by Roberto Ferri.