Fucking Hard Or Hardly Fucking Am I Right Brother

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

he is so me fr

sucking cock is a chore. eating pussy is a privilege and an honor.

“2023 was the year that everyone became horny for Pedro Pascal.” - Chelsea Handler

he doesn’t need a bath, he needs my tongue!!!!!!

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it. <3

sometimes i question how i even like real men. smut on this app got me delusional then i go and shag a real bloke and it crushes my dreams. gotta stick with women nah

Maybe if I made a grown man arch his back off the bed and groan my name, I’d calm down.

goin to laundromat

Joel Miller…

hurtin'

appeasin’ the boss

goin' to laundromat

skippin' the stairs

tryin’