I love men who moan, men who whimper unashamedly in your ear. Men who sob, men who cry, men who bite your neck, your shoulder because you feel so good they can't help but drool a little, men who beg "Please baby, you feel so good", their pretty eyes crystallize, men who like to overstimulate themselves by continuing to come in and out of you, with broken grunts and a scratchy throat.
Reneé Rapp via Instagram (03/14/2024)
but your honor he's my quinquagenarian pudgy-bellied dewy-eyed skrunkly pathetic joel-joel teddy bear meow-meow, what do you MEAN he's a violent murderous monster who's committed horrible crimes
sucking cock is a chore. eating pussy is a privilege and an honor.
“What made you so wet?”
You literally threatened me with a knife and slapped me wdym
if you’re not reading #service dog johnny by @void-my-warranty what are you even doing with your life?
coming from somebody who is trans, its really weird when cis ppl fetishize 'trans' cod characters.
the AMOUNT of cis people doing this is weird.
TWITTER LINK TO EXAMPLE
“2023 was the year that everyone became horny for Pedro Pascal.” - Chelsea Handler
super sad that joel miller isn’t a real man
ME
my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something
“FINISH IN HER”, or whatever Mortal Kombat says