Oh. My. God.

heeppy hoolida

Natasha Romanoff being denied the choice of motherhood is my Roman Empire.

I literally squealed so loud when I found out you can unlock skins and play as Jackson Joel in part 1 😭😭 I can gawk at this old man from every angle

he doesn’t need a bath, he needs my tongue!!!!!!

KRISTEN STEWART on Late Night with Seth Meyers (March 13, 2024)

this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate

So your clit is... where exactly??

Maybe if I made a grown man arch his back off the bed and groan my name, I’d calm down.

“Hey! How are you”

Sick. And tired. Actually ill and sleepy.

Also fucking horny I’m ovulating and have no energy to do anything so I cry