Don't Kill Yourself, Please.

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Love fablehaven because every character is like gotta find the artifacts gotta find the artifacts fast while Seth is like I Am Thirteen Years Old and I Can Hear The Voices

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

We should make billionaires fight to the death hunger games style, the victor keeps their life and money, the losers money goes to affordable housing clean energy research , affordable health care and reducing inflation.

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

That one class of '09 image but with the archival assistants

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

AU where Jon doesn’t get the job at The Magnus Institute and joins Ghost Hunt UK out of desperation after being introduced to Melanie by Georgie. I picture it like buzzfeed unsolved- Melanie telling Jon to stop yelling at the ghosts and Jon completely convinced almost every site they visit is completely fake

I want this fic on my desk by morning, is that clear?