tma au where its the melanie archives instead and jon is the one with the youtube channel
he exclusively does playthroughs of minecraft, or tetris, or some other game created before 2012. they're silent but he doesn't know how to turn his camera off so everyone can see his resting bitch face the whole time
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
guys should i use my actual childhood teeth that my mum kept to make a bone apple teeth keychain
guys should i use my actual childhood teeth that my mum kept to make a bone apple teeth keychain
honestly the world is so lucky I will never be a time traveler. I'd legit go to some random village in 1339 or smth and be like.
"Hi there, so you know the 7 deady sins and 7 heavenly virtues yes? Well let me introduce to you the 14 fears :)"
And each time I'd go in a cloak with slightly different properties. One time I would go with very gentle eye patterns with a few eyes painted on my hands with some elias bouchard jewelry, and others I would go covered in dirt and with a shovel on my back and each time I would look like and tell tales of each fear until I became a myth of some weird lady who'd tell you of the world with eyes and claws and knives and doors and holes and skies so blue and-
I just finished MAG 200 somebody hold me as I sobk
literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"
The Admiral travels back to s1 with the ability to switch between Giant Cat and normal kitty. He walks to the Institute (he's a very smart cat Jon always said so) and eats Elias three days after Jon's promotion. For some reason this has no consequences for anyone else. Jon finds the cat he and Georgie coparented sitting on his desk covered in blood and immediately washes him off and returns him to Georgie thus reigniting their friendship. Daisy and Basira show up but they never find out who did it. Everything is resolved though Jon never stops wondering if the Admiral killed Gertrude to get him promoted.
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