My Favorite Chaotic Queen Moments (probably Part 1)

My Favorite Chaotic Queen Moments (probably part 1)

John just up and leaving one day only to waltz in a couple hours later having just aced his finals 

Brian accidentally leaving the Red Special on a bridge one time

Crystal recruiting Freddie to help him and five OTHER roadies pie Spike Edney in the face with six individual pies 

John crashing through a glass door, getting 19 stitches and continuing to play gigs

Roger folding a sleeping Freddie upside down into a wall

Freddie calling Sid Vicious “Simon Ferocious” and proceeding to out-intimidate him

Crystal leading a very drunk Roger back to the house wherein Roger mistook keys for his glasses and had to make his way up and down the hall multiple times in an attempt to retrieve his glasses while bouncing off the walls

“Introducing Brian May on the piano. Yes, yes, he’s very wonderful he has a big c**k”

[picture of a daffodil] Brian: yes, Freddie once said he was as gay as one of these

John just up and leaving to Bali for three weeks with zero notice 

“My dad is the reason I’m here today….in so many ways…”

“He threw my BEST F***ING PAIR OF MARACAS AWAY”

“Soooo when you’re at home you’re quite prolific” “uHM”

“Go pretty boy go!” -Freddie @ Roger

The whole band jumping up and down in an elevator and getting stuck in it

Freddie getting Jim evicted so he’d move in with him

“That was the beginning of that kind of playing with my…own echo” “When you first started playing with yourself?” “I nearly said that Rog…”