Idgaf About Most Things This Wacky Ass Fandom Gets Up To But If You Genuinely Can’t Understand Grell

i haven’t gotten out of bed yet either ciel dw

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

made a hellsing au because... i love hellsing au's....

Integra Stede, Alucard Ed, and Walter Izzy.....

Only roughly based on the plot of Hellsing, Izzy is only a bit older than Stede and was assigned to him when they were young by Stede's family/Hellsing organization specifically to keep an eye Stede to make sure he didn't try anything funny and get in the way of their plans.

Stede is fake figurehead of the family and when not being used, he is essentially shoved to the side and left to his own devices, which is mostly just esoteric research into cryptids and mythical creatures.

Izzy didn't care for Stede at first, viewing the assignment as an annoying job, but after spending time with him as his butler/bodyguard, he finds him to be far kinder and wonderful than expected. Stede treats Izzy like a friend instead of a tool, and Izzy only grows to care for Stede more and more over time.

Stede doesn't stumble upon Ed until he's in his late 20s or early 30s. He's had many years to settle in his ways that the sudden introduction of being the master of a legendary vampire is not something he takes to very gracefully. Ed doesn't mind though, he enjoys how strange but human Stede is.

Ed has lived a very long time, and though he doesn't regret his life as a vampire, he cannot help but long for his lost humanity. He tempts Stede with offers of being turned but Stede turns him down, his reasoning being that there are too many human comforts he would just hate to lose. The answer is hysterical to Ed and makes him immediately like Stede.

WORLDS MOST WANTED!

with zolu and their very first bounties!!!! going on to do more eviller deeds

@zoluevents

exclusive images of brendon urie reuniting panic! at the disco

had me in the first half not going to lie

They keep teasing a three way* between Undertaker, Grell, and Sebastian and when it happens I’m going to be gnawing on my phone

*fight

my favorite sebagrelle trope in fanfic if i’m being honest

i don’t even know what i’m drawing anymore