It’s The Birthday Of A Motherfucking Legend.

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

pls rb/reply if you avoid major character death like the PLAGUE because i sure do

adding the entire userbase to a big discord server named 'tumblr 2.0' to solve no problems whatsoever and invent several new ones

every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

it’s me. i’m bitches

bitches be like "this is my comfort book <3" and it's a book that makes them feel like they're walking through hell handed by satan himself