Hanzo: Only A Shimada Can Control The Dragons... Who Are You?

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

connor u little-

Hank: *drops a plate*

Hank, an edgy millenial: well that shattered like my hopes, dreams, and will to live

Connor, a poor android: Lieutenant???

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Ghostface: why doesn’t Jason watch TV? like, I know he’s dead or whatever, but I mean he still does sort of normal stuff. Michael: He’s watched TV before. Once I believe. Ghostface: And how did that go? Jason, in the kitchen: WHere iS The FOOKing LAMB S A U C E

Connor : Oh my god. I still haven’t found my berries. BUT! I found this *licks evidence*

Hank : *groans and facepalmed into oblivion*

RK900 : *software instability^* I will not kill my brother. I will not kill my brother

Gavin : Hello my name is Fransisco. I have good news. I found my b-

Connor : My berries?!

Gavin : No! My beans!

Hank : JESUS FUCK. THATS IT. NO MORE ANCIENT VINES FOR YOU TWO

RK900 : *software instability^^^* *punching holes into the nearest wall* I will not kill my brother and boyfriend. I will not kill my brother and boyfriend

Amanda: Let me see what you have!

Connor, with Hank in his arms: A DAD!

Amanda: NO!

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