The Fandom On Michael Myers: Aww Sweet Baby. What A Cutie. 10 Out Of 10 Would Date. Uwu. Can Do No Wrong.

North: Aren’t you gay?

Simon: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize

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Michael: When you’ve been a murderer as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Laurie: Blue is not your color.

Michael: BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?

You’re Welcome! 🦔

an actual picture of me re-watching The Boy for the 6th time in the past two weeks.

connor u little-

Tough morning huh Reed XD

insane IQ

Michael: *is the killer*

Literally everyone else, running behind a wall or something: SHITFUCKDAMMITSHITFICKDJHDBS

Me, an idiot, crouching up to him: feed the baby