SAX-A-BOOM

Kidnapper: We have your son

Michael: We don’t have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?

Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.

quick reblog this before tumblr marks it as explicit

HALLOWEEN IS CANCELED!!!!!!!!!

Instagram: @Khadi

Twitter: @KhadiDon

Dbh as Starsigns

Aries: Jerry

Taurus: Jerry

Gemini: Jerry

Cancer: Jerry

Leo: Jerry

Virgo: Jerry

Libra: Jerry

Scorpio: Jerry

Sagittarius: Jerry

Capricorn: Jerry

Aquaries: Jerry

Pisces: Jerry

How’s everyone doing?

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

Them: Gavin Reed

Me, an intellectual:

💬👁️✨👁️💬

An emoji spell to protect you from lies and deceit.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

Jake: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Meg: No its called highjacking

Feng: Guys its clearly weedwhacking

Claudette: Actually its called disappointing your mother.

Hank: The cashier at the supermarket told me to have a nice day and I accidentally told him to go fuck himself.  Connor: How… how do you even…? Hank: … Hank: [shrugs, having no regrets whatsoever]

Based off of @dbhthingsandstuff‘s post  (again).