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As someone who did dance for 15 years, I love this 🥹

Boys do Ballet 🩰 💖 🦢

@danielhowell @amazingphil

They remembered me from ii and wad! They asked if we were doing another ballet photo, so I told them since last time we did first position we have officially graduated to Swan Lake. This was the best night ever, thank you dads (and my fiancee who took me to the show🥹)

I’ll post more photos from the night later. It was so incredible and seeing Phil again after SIX years was a serotonin overdose tbh. I love him and his capybara shirt so much 😭

it worked out, didn't it?

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

"we've never fucked on youtube"

"you eat ass"

"think about the origins" "of what?" "of us!"

"our childhood"

a collection of things ¿ !!!!!

dan and phil so special to me.................

the phevolution

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