Ok to be honest I thought I was the last IT fan but it turns out... Ppls are just waiting for the second chapter...
IT: Part two coming in 2019 Sept 6.
... HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!
Kids love to say hi to me!
Kid:
Me:
People say that Pennywise is getting to old and I should let it go.
Me:
....... Hu!?
....................................................................................................................................................... I got me a follower!
People say that they'll die if they were me.
HAAAAAAAA, you would be giving up so much good stuff. And plus, it's showing that your a failure. Not willing to fight through troubles.
(... Who are you-)
That's a good question ()!
I'm a teen girl who doesn't know what I'm doing with my life!
(Got that right!)
Hahaha! Oh you!
Which is why I'm making this... What I really crave... is laughter.
(Laughter is the best medicine!)
Darn right it is! Anyone who disagrees-
Ahahhaha- Cory-
I recently have a fav character off The game Overwatch named Junkrat- Who I think is a really funny dude.
(To you.)
Thats why I said "I", Smart one.
(Who you calling "Smart one"?)
It's Achaully a complete if you look at if from not my perspective.
(Oooooh, You need to shut up!)
Woah there, U mad?
(... I got something for you- Hold on!)
So yeah, I just made this to see if... someone would find this funny and I got nothing better to do so... there you have it
(*Sharpening Knife.* Sup Nightmare.)
Yo it was just a joke.
(Oh I know, This a Joke too Hehehe!)
(), () put the Knife down. () why are you coming closer? Stop! Hold up! Wait- AAAAAH-
Dawnna was playing with her dolls.
“Dawnna! Dawn Dawn! *Makes click sounds* Over here!” Babadook was trying to get her attention by calling her name, making weird sounds, and waving at her.
“Dawn Dawn! Look at- Dawnna- Over here sweetie- Da- Ugggh!!! She won't look at me!!!” Babadook said in anger.
“Dawnna! Sweetie over here!” Pennywise called.
Dawnna looked at Pennywise and walked to him.
“Wha?”
She got in Pennywise lap and snuggled.
“How?”
Pennywise shrugged.
Babadook crawled to them.
“Daaaaawnnaaaa… Lookie! Look at me!”
Dawnna looked at Babadook like he was crazy.
Babadook looked confused.
“Honey… I think our baby is broken.”
“No she just doesn't like you.”
“Oh… Can we have another one-”
“No!!! Absolutely Not!!!”
"Awh, ☹"
First off: I'm too young to even think about having a bf.
Second off: That's why people pray and work to get a bf.
Third off: How do you even know if I even want a Bf in the first place?
I'm not you. I have my ways and differences. Sooooo
Someone #1: *Talking to someone else.*
Me: *Sits next to them ‘cause there is no room on the bus to sit anywhere else.*
Someone #2: Oh my gosh! I can’t move!
Someone #1: Aye girl! You too fat, move!
Me: …
My mind: …. What-
Fat!.... I know for a ffffffffact that I am not fffffffffat! You know how I know? If you compared me to a fat kid (No offence if you are one.) I look nothing like them! Plus! I asked my friends if I was fat and they looked at me like I was crazy and said
My friend: No… Who told you that?
I’m not skinny either though but I’m not fat. So when people call me fat, in my mind I’m like… “Brooooo! To be honest I am small for my age, there are twelve year olds bigger than me! So please lie to someone else!” But I never say it cause I don’t want any drama.
I don’t have anything against fat people, it’s just that I don’t want to be fat. Imagine you thinking you fit and that you’ll never be fat. And then you sit beside someone and they call you fat. Depends on who they are is if the arrow even hits your heart. Ok there, there, there are three types of armors for your heart.
Iron armor
Cooper armor
And leather armor
…. And th- there is a heart with no armor.
Dang.
I… have a… cooper heart. Meaning your words have effect on me but… not that much. You know what! It doesn’t even affect me! It just leaves me in a questionable pit. If you have an Iron heart then you a beats man! But if you have a heart with no armor…
Get some help- I mean! You should try to get some armor.
So when those kids shot that arrow….. It- it put a small dent in my armor- Just a little… opening in my armor to my heart. And when there is a small crack in my armor my mind…. My mind questions.
My mind: Why did they say that if I’m not fat? Why is there a hole in the armor? What gave them the right to shoot at MEEEEE!!!????
And when my mind is done questioning it saids-
My mind: You know what! They are stupid, lets move along, don’t say anything, cause it might start something and we don’t need it!
And the crack in my armor fills in.
You see where I’m going with this?
The smaller the crack in my armor the easier my mind lets go of it.
Now if my bff said that in not a friendly manner… then that arrow would have went straight throw my armor.
Life
I mean like.... How can you make fun of me and mock me (In a mean way) Because I like "Hamilton"!? Do you know how many ppl like Hamilton!?... let me tell ya... A lot! Idk what went trough your mind to make fun of me cause I like a good musical! Like...
You know what! ... Imma play one of my favorite Hamilton songs right now!
It's called "Washington on your side"
Enjoy!
People say that I'm ugly
Good to know! 👍
Listen buddy... you're weird, I'm weird, they're weird. So everyone wins 😌...
18 posts