I’m a book writer!
I write books for fun,
I Synthesize
And I don’t stop till I know I’m done!
On mystical books,
I research mythical creatures,
On Horror books I like to describe the antagonist
And their horrible features!
“My circus is for everyone!
Big and small!
Come watch my attractions,
Come one, Come all!”
A cite from one of my book!
Night Of The Circus!
It’s gonna be a real fright,
And I did it on purpose!
I can’t spell
But let me elaborate on this!
I will still be successful!
Cause it’s on my goals list!
You may think that I can’t
Or say that I’m nothing
But don’t feel hurt
When you see my nothing turned into something.
People say that Pennywise is getting to old and I should let it go.
Me:
(... Who are you-)
That's a good question ()!
I'm a teen girl who doesn't know what I'm doing with my life!
(Got that right!)
Hahaha! Oh you!
Which is why I'm making this... What I really crave... is laughter.
(Laughter is the best medicine!)
Darn right it is! Anyone who disagrees-
Ahahhaha- Cory-
I recently have a fav character off The game Overwatch named Junkrat- Who I think is a really funny dude.
(To you.)
Thats why I said "I", Smart one.
(Who you calling "Smart one"?)
It's Achaully a complete if you look at if from not my perspective.
(Oooooh, You need to shut up!)
Woah there, U mad?
(... I got something for you- Hold on!)
So yeah, I just made this to see if... someone would find this funny and I got nothing better to do so... there you have it
(*Sharpening Knife.* Sup Nightmare.)
Yo it was just a joke.
(Oh I know, This a Joke too Hehehe!)
(), () put the Knife down. () why are you coming closer? Stop! Hold up! Wait- AAAAAH-
Dawnna was playing with her dolls.
“Dawnna! Dawn Dawn! *Makes click sounds* Over here!” Babadook was trying to get her attention by calling her name, making weird sounds, and waving at her.
“Dawn Dawn! Look at- Dawnna- Over here sweetie- Da- Ugggh!!! She won't look at me!!!” Babadook said in anger.
“Dawnna! Sweetie over here!” Pennywise called.
Dawnna looked at Pennywise and walked to him.
“Wha?”
She got in Pennywise lap and snuggled.
“How?”
Pennywise shrugged.
Babadook crawled to them.
“Daaaaawnnaaaa… Lookie! Look at me!”
Dawnna looked at Babadook like he was crazy.
Babadook looked confused.
“Honey… I think our baby is broken.”
“No she just doesn't like you.”
“Oh… Can we have another one-”
“No!!! Absolutely Not!!!”
"Awh, ☹"
I thought I had one!
So I'm dead and need to find a soul to possess to have a life, even though my heart is still beating and I am very much alive? Come on now, I thought you were smart....
Oooh Your saying that my life is boring and sad, Oh wow........ Wait how do you know I have a sad, boring life? Are you stalking me!? YOU must not have a life if your stalking ppl just to come up with a good roast!
Ok so I guess this guy is a child
And this guy
He met the creator of Fnaf himself.
And this dude
It goes on.
Someone #1: *Talking to someone else.*
Me: *Sits next to them ‘cause there is no room on the bus to sit anywhere else.*
Someone #2: Oh my gosh! I can’t move!
Someone #1: Aye girl! You too fat, move!
Me: …
My mind: …. What-
Fat!.... I know for a ffffffffact that I am not fffffffffat! You know how I know? If you compared me to a fat kid (No offence if you are one.) I look nothing like them! Plus! I asked my friends if I was fat and they looked at me like I was crazy and said
My friend: No… Who told you that?
I’m not skinny either though but I’m not fat. So when people call me fat, in my mind I’m like… “Brooooo! To be honest I am small for my age, there are twelve year olds bigger than me! So please lie to someone else!” But I never say it cause I don’t want any drama.
I don’t have anything against fat people, it’s just that I don’t want to be fat. Imagine you thinking you fit and that you’ll never be fat. And then you sit beside someone and they call you fat. Depends on who they are is if the arrow even hits your heart. Ok there, there, there are three types of armors for your heart.
Iron armor
Cooper armor
And leather armor
…. And th- there is a heart with no armor.
Dang.
I… have a… cooper heart. Meaning your words have effect on me but… not that much. You know what! It doesn’t even affect me! It just leaves me in a questionable pit. If you have an Iron heart then you a beats man! But if you have a heart with no armor…
Get some help- I mean! You should try to get some armor.
So when those kids shot that arrow….. It- it put a small dent in my armor- Just a little… opening in my armor to my heart. And when there is a small crack in my armor my mind…. My mind questions.
My mind: Why did they say that if I’m not fat? Why is there a hole in the armor? What gave them the right to shoot at MEEEEE!!!????
And when my mind is done questioning it saids-
My mind: You know what! They are stupid, lets move along, don’t say anything, cause it might start something and we don’t need it!
And the crack in my armor fills in.
You see where I’m going with this?
The smaller the crack in my armor the easier my mind lets go of it.
Now if my bff said that in not a friendly manner… then that arrow would have went straight throw my armor.
Life
Are you depressed?
You: Yeah
Do you want to hurt yourself?
You: Mhm
Do you think no one loves you?
You:.... Pretty much.
Then you should have a positive chat!
You: What's a positive chat!?
R-Really... Y-You don't know what a positive chat is?
You: Girl! It's a freaking ad- KEEP READING THE SCRIPT!!!
Positive chat is when you chat with me and get friendly positive tips on life!
You: Gee, That sounds nice!
Yep and guess what! IT'S FREE!!! We'll talk about your feelings, how to overcome bullies and... stuff... AND!!! We can even have a positive friendly conversation about you and the things you love!
You: *Gasp.* I'm gonna have a positive chat right now!
That's the spirit!
Call 1800-1111-Positivity
That's 1800-1111-Positivity
Get the chat that you deserve!
(That's not a real number- Text me something on here and I might get it on time and might not cause this thing doesn't notify me when I get a text soo- Also no negative comments about my home made ad on an website- Bye!!!)
Life...
I mean like.... How can you make fun of me and mock me (In a mean way) Because I like "Hamilton"!? Do you know how many ppl like Hamilton!?... let me tell ya... A lot! Idk what went trough your mind to make fun of me cause I like a good musical! Like...
You know what! ... Imma play one of my favorite Hamilton songs right now!
It's called "Washington on your side"
Enjoy!
Kids love to say hi to me!
Kid:
Me:
People say that I'm boring and weird
Oh well. You can't change dat. So deal with it.
Listen buddy... you're weird, I'm weird, they're weird. So everyone wins 😌...
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