I Just Found Out I Am Not A Damsel In Distress But A Damsel That Causes Distress

No no no they learn clone jutsu not shadow clone,clone jutsu makes a clone but without any form so they are not used for fighting just distraction whereas shadow clone have a form and can take a few hits before they disappear.

Academy teachers : shadow clone jutsu is a FORBIDDEN technique ok?!

Sasuke : oh what are we gonna learn today then ?

Iruka : shadow clone jutsu

All the kids:

And then usagi's horny ass is just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I could see Misaki subconciously giving kisses to Usagi without even noticing it at first.

Wtf why so protective about your boyfriend sasuke

I’m going back through the war arc and wondering if Sasuke even lets Naruto use sharp eating utensils. 

Don't forget that the armadillo is gay

no but why do naruto and sasuke have such a thriving relationship with animals??

like sasuke,,

unbothered queen, pets a hawk in the middle of a WAR, feeds black cats when he barely has enough for himself

snake summon, literal INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST but gently pets dogs, cats and hawks

treats cats with more respect than he does any human (apart from naruto), actually puts effort into his relationship with them :'),

and then naruto,,

has a healthy relationship with all kinds of frogs,

an ostrich follows him around everywhere, (??)

adores literally any animal that exists,

an armadillo CANONICALLY has a crush on him,

THIS.

anyway, they're both disney princesses that fell in love, live in a cottage, far off in the woods and are surrounded by animals that protect and cherish them.

F

😔😔😔 just got killed in the server for liking Takano can I get an F

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Every gay ship is just Himbo x Edgelord. That’s right, I said it. I’m calling us out on our shit.

My sister is making some but thanks for the offer

making chai. does anyone want some

Sasuke be like:I can't see anything I'm blind what are you talking about baby