Ed “no One Has Ever Allowed Me To Just Be Myself” Teach And Stede “no One Has Ever Loved Me For

this mental image hit me like a truck and i had no choice but to make it real

is this anything? i find it hilarious. i was just minding my business when this exact scene appeared behind my eyes and in my ears. i hope i did it justice and at least one person finds it as funny as i did.

the people have spoken. they are free to hold hands for all eternity.

picked up these bad boys today

the question is… do i free them of their cages?

kirks box is already mostly opened even though cant see it at all the plastic is just taped back to the cardboard. spocks box is completely intact.

well that was gayer than i expected

i was just innocently watching clips when this appeared. what. what on earth. what. excuse me. guys??? (full link under cut)

You guys just don't get it, you don't understand her* like I do. You don't get it like I do, you don't appreciate her like I do. You don't KNOW her like I do.

*Star Trek 2009 JJ Abrams Kelvin timeline blue eye blond haired slut James T. Kirk

MORE DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES

im addicted to making these 🫶🏼

bill why are you touching him like that???

mfs look like they in a badly photoshopped fan edit what on earth.

taken from this gas ass clip:

full interview and some thoughts from me below!

first of all, shatners suit is… so .. the purple.. it’s giving flamboyant dude. i’m obsessed. sorry to say it.

second of all, bro… why are you holding him like you just married the man. cut it out! or stop being a coward and just kiss him on the mouth already. smh.

(also yes i will continue to post these interview moments as i find them because they’re new to me and i’m obsessed)

link:

Ok so this probably isn’t an original thought. But. Is finger guns for Vulcans just blowing kisses. Like, Kirk does the bisexual “see ya later Spock, pow pow” and Spock is incredibly flattered (secretly, of course) and goes off and squeals into his bedcovers in a very logical way or am I just thinking too deep into this

We need to be a lighthouse!

only the ones who were actively in the trenches during that hiatus really know the truth 😔 /hj

yall remember when this was considered joint content. this is why i don’t crash out when dnp don’t post for 3 weeks. this was our standard for YEARS

✨William Shatner: 😍🤤 I LOVE YOU muah muah muah 💋💋

Leonard Nimoy: 🥴🫠 Love you back. I knew you were gonna do that 😍🥰✨