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We’ve heard that the first two episodes of Chainsaw Man are summarized as “Man asks to touch Power’s boobs, gets a task, completes task, and realizes he doesn’t like touching boobs as much as he thought he did”. Honestly, mostly impressed that Power had a task on hand for him worthy of an episode. None of us have any better idea of what to ask for in that situation than a sandwich.

Ya know... I think that if correctly armed, a penguin could probably set off explosives present in a warehouse, thereby being the party most responsible for blowing up the warehouse. Given what I know, I feel confident that correct armament is likely to be some sort of fancy laser-glasses.

okay contrary to a previous post i made: what if jason wrote fanfiction but it became a MC Daredevil situation where literally everyone knew his identity but he just waves them off

Jason: *writing A/N* here you go guys, sorry, something came up with my job comments: we all know it was the warehouse penguin blew up. its all over the news jason: *responding* idk what you're even talking about dude, i don't own a tv. how could a flightless avian blow up a warehouse

jason: this chapter's gonna be a little dark cuz that's my mood this week comments: is it because they took you off the earth's greatest threats list? jason: they wh---no of course not

jason: *posts* comments: we missed you red hood! jason: idk who that guy is but he sounds cool

jason: ugh, have you guys seen the new episode? shit's horrible. here's a fix-it. comments: do you . . . perhaps . . . think its horrible because they misused the gun props . . . jason: no i was talking about x character dying but YES OH MY GOD THAT PART HURT ME TO WATCH comments: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

comments: so when r u going to change your ao3 name to redhood? jason: i fucking swear if one more of you moterfuckers insinuates that i am the gotham vigilante known as the red hood i will withhold five of my most recently written chapters from the entire fucking lot of you comments: . . . you'd never jason: fuck

comments: you have an interestinly in-depth and expanisve kowledge of firearms jason: well, we all have hobbies jason: mine was born out of fear of the ao3 author curse. ima fuckin shoot the thing the moment i see it comin comments:

Question: what are you doing with your eyes, there, even.

Also, like, previous person, do check, mixing up those skin tones could be a sign of colour blindness.

TIMMMM are you sure you and Cass aren't twins ????

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

By the way you say this, have you tried gathering all the nothing in a room and throwing it at something?

NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

... Is it possible it's simply been a whole year?

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

Ah, I see! I suppose that makes sense, if nothing that normally happens with spine growth would mean it has to be replaced. It's a bit variable, but losing out on a good half of one's teenage height gains that way would be a sensible expectation.

Just over 3¢ a bundle! That's very little. I had thought it was saying $1.86 per 60-radish bundle at first glance, which feels far more reasonable.

This is not “low-skilled” labor. My back hurts just watching that. Pay them a living wage, give them health care and dignity in the type of conditions they work.

Hm. Well, we could go with "undead eternal nexus of suffering", probably? That is probably slightly worse than just going to hell... Does Hamlet go to hell, thinking of that?

how come you'll say tragedy is your favorite genre and then 100 thousand million people will be like "you should check out this adaptation of this famous tragedy but the twist is there's a happy ending this time." GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!