They Look So Funnysilly In This Particular Official Art It Makes Me Giggle Like A Little Girl

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

perhaps i am just sensitive but i think if someone in front of you in line is being a dick to the cashier you should be allowed to bash their skull in with a hammer. Just how i think the world should be

do they want me dead bro stop looking at eo so lovingly

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

Я: не хочу, чтобы меня трогали. Привязанность это чистое зло, не ведитесь на это

Тоже я, когда привязалась и теперь смотрю на фотографию этого человека дольше чем 0,01 секунд: блять

It’s easier to kms

jk

This is so beautifully devastating, I'm gonna be sick. They really are even now

Books I’ve read since starting T, 2024

Oil on canvas

24 x 18 in.

imagine you have a boyfriend and your boyfriend is crazy and he blows up your car and disappears for four years and its like ok. whatever. it's over. and then he comes back and wants to get back together and do crazy shit like you used to together (when you were teenagers you killed a lot of people. normal activities) and then he gets himself put in prison (on purpose) to play mind game chess with a russian freak and he wants you to come break him out. but you can't break him out normal he INSISTS you have to glue vampire fangs on your canines and put in freaky contacts and pretend to shoot him point blank. through all of this he's got the biggest heart eyes in the world (including with a gun pointed at his forehead) and confesses his love twice. all of this happened to my good buddy nakahara chuuya