What Does Sans Think Of He Horror Tale Bros? I'd Feel A Little Disturbed If I Were Him Knowing That Could've

I think people dont realize how young a 7 year old still is. My brother and sister are 7, trust me, there is NO way frisk is below 9 in canon 💀

Undertale is ten times funner when you imagine Frisk as some stuby first grader just learning how to read Dr.Suess books running around, saving the world while also not being able to understand what half of the words the adult monsters are using actually mean (platonic, determination, ect.) It's cute

Why did the entire Undertale fandom collectively decide that Frisk is 3-8 when they repeatedly flirt with people and go on a romantic date with Papyrus (who fully intended to be attracted to them but couldn't and feels as though this is a failing on his part) and even was supposed to have a robot husband at one point in development.

I tried being shitposty and goofy about it a year or two ago but no one took me seriously then so I'm phrasing it as a genuine question this time. Why is everyone so content to pretend this recurring aspect of their character just doesn't exist.

@batter-sempai you slippery snail you beat me to it! One day I shall make my return and I will be saying the

"no cape"

Petition to bring back capes

and I don’t mean the “”””capes”””” that stores carry nowadays

miss me with that contemporary nonsense

I’m talking about 

C A P E S

think about how dramatically you could enter a room with a cape billowing behind you??!?! DARTH VADER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA PEOPLE (about the capes, not everything else…)

please...no💀😭

...@nachosforfree

BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OK

collection of these papyrus images that i found under fake deltarune release date posts lol

@kuroshiro101 Oof I ...have no idea I figured you look like a human X3

:3 ?

I’m thinking of drawing myself, not sure if I should though. What do you guys think? :3

I've had this exact same conversation I swear

Yep

hands up if undertale personally helped you out of a deep dark dank hole three years ago 🙌

See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually

Hey guys check this out!!

The Great Boondoggle

Frisk accidentally wanders into the scene of a crime, Sans is tired, and a mugger has a very bad day. (Or: why robbing children isn’t as easy as it looks.)

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