Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of A Rat

please...no💀😭

...@nachosforfree

BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OK

During the scene I took off my glasses rolled my shoulders back before saying "GOODBYE SUSIE IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU" then proceeding to deliberately hit every single bullet I could. O o f

I was so angry at Susie for attacking Lancer that I purposely moved into his attacks. And then he stopped attacking.

The best boy…

Reigen would start tweaking out 🤣

Old man Reigen gets bullied by teenage daughter

(Original)

Wii, again, But it's not my crappy camera, oui oui, (the besties again, yahoo)

just wanna leave all responsibilities behind and eat fresh fruits and pastries by the ocean and feel the sun on my skin right now

Q&A with Serizawa Katsuya (from the fanbook!!!)

credits: Muz🧂🌂 on Twitter

Q1. What are your grades at night school? What's your best subject?

A. I'm best at language and history. My grades aren't bad, but I'm not trying to compete with anyone.

Q2. How did you end up at Spirits and Such?

A "If you have nowhere to go, how about you work here?' Seems like other people got that offer too, but I guess I'm the only one who took it.

Q3. What do you usually talk about with Reigen?

A. Things we liked eating at the konbini recently and so on. He often asks me about what's going on at school, or about games and anime that are good for passing time.

Q4. Do you plan to keep working at the consulting office? A. It's rare for me to get hired, so I'll keep working there as long as my employment period lasts. I don't really know what I'm capable of doing, so it's enough that I have a job I can do.

Q5. Do you stay awake for New Year's or do you sleep when the time comes?

A. Awake.

Q6. Who did you talk to most when you were in Claw?

A. The President and Shou, I guess. They have very different personalities, but they treat everyone equally. I'm the kind of person other people usually look down on, so I can tell.

Q7. What's your alcohol tolerance? Do you go out when you're free from work?

A. I don't drink. Reigen doesn't either. We went out for drinks once, and we basically licked the surface of our beers before we started going madly at the edamame. Actually, Reigen fell asleep in the store just like that.

Q8. Serizawa-san, you're reliable and trusted by your boss. Give some advice to the rest of us working adults!

A. When you're just starting out, it's enough just to be able to say hello, thank you, and apologize! But doing these correctly is actually rather difficult.

Q9. What did you do with your first paycheck?

A. Reigen-san lent me money for my suit, so I used it to pay him back.

Q10. Is there anything you wish Reigen-san would stop doing?

A. At first, I thought he kept farting loudly and with no hesitation. Even if he's my boss, I'd hope that he can at least control the volume. It seems like that was actually the sound of the chair being in poor condition and rubbing against the floor, though, so hope he can fix the chair. Also, wish he'd stop joking around when there's dangerous evil spirits in front of him. Kageyama-kun says those aren't jokes, but if that's the case, there's really some situations I don't understand.

Q11. What's the most useless information you learned from Reigen?

A. He said there was a secret method to eating pizza without burning your mouth and then immediately burned his mouth. Also, there's supposed to be some trick to throwing salt around...? My school exams are coming soon and I'd like to remove those memories from my memory, even though I respect him very much.

Wow! I might just have to use your weaponry to seal my authority as oldest 🤠

younger sibling 101

step one

get’chaself one of These

step two

W A R

I think people dont realize how young a 7 year old still is. My brother and sister are 7, trust me, there is NO way frisk is below 9 in canon 💀

Undertale is ten times funner when you imagine Frisk as some stuby first grader just learning how to read Dr.Suess books running around, saving the world while also not being able to understand what half of the words the adult monsters are using actually mean (platonic, determination, ect.) It's cute

Why did the entire Undertale fandom collectively decide that Frisk is 3-8 when they repeatedly flirt with people and go on a romantic date with Papyrus (who fully intended to be attracted to them but couldn't and feels as though this is a failing on his part) and even was supposed to have a robot husband at one point in development.

I tried being shitposty and goofy about it a year or two ago but no one took me seriously then so I'm phrasing it as a genuine question this time. Why is everyone so content to pretend this recurring aspect of their character just doesn't exist.

Awe no probs, I'm just here admiring XD

“A Midnight Rendezvous”

“I have something to show you. Something you won’t believe.” Photographer: York In A Box Cosplayer: Jason Mahn Taken at DragonCon 2016.