Please Donate If You Can

Jeff: BLIMEY! Dis bloody Starman tosser really put on some kerfuffle... oi Ness, hit me with ya PSI-Healing, would ya mate?

Ness:

do I need to explain 😂

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I dont even bother anymore smh

.... h u h

@fluffyskeletons MOOD!! The funniest jokes I have told myself is that I'll do it later, I can finish a 8 page paper in 3 hours....or that I will stop procrastinating and get my life togetherXDD Even now I have crap that is due and a test to study for....Oof...well I'll make it work, I don't know how but I will XD

Laying in bed

Me: you have to wake up at 4:30 am why are you scrolling through tumblr?! You’re gonna be so tired it’s 2 am and you have a spanish exam, World Studies unit test and 4 interviews tomorrow don’t do this plus you have to stay up till 12 am… You’re gonna screw the whole week up!

Me: Eh fuck it that’s what coffee is for?

Me: YOU PULLED 3 ALL NIGHTERS LAST WEEK! AND CRASHED SLEEPING 15 HOURS YOU GOT NOTHING DONE ALL WEEKEND YOU’RE SHITPOSTING RN YOU’RE GONNA REGRET IT!!!

Me: heh well see about that…

The only people I love uwu

I agree but it is also a maturity level and being able to TELL when you are being used or having that "hmm this seems sketchy" switch. And I understand most kids 14 and under may think they have that but....they really don't at least half of the time. I don't understand how to better explain it but geez I really do feel bad. There are PLENTY of bad people on here that would see a child as an opportunity because they know that most haven't caught on to the fact that

YOU CAN'T HELP EVEYONE

and that's that.

You ever see a really sad post on tumblr of someone saying “I think I have to leave tumblr. I’m 13 and I tried to be nice to people but I think I got into some bad places and said and did things I shouldn’t have and I think some bad people have become my friends who are using me and making me feel uncomfortable :(”

and you just wanna fucking grab the screen and shout

YOU. HAVE. TO. BE. 16. TO. USE. TUMBLR!!!!!

But you don’t because that’s fucking victim blaming and gas lighting and you’re not an asshole and the damage has already been done and yelling at a child because they got themselves into a bad situation they should never have been exposed to in the first place achieves nothing and helps no-one; but at the same time this is also why children shouldn’t be on this site in the first place.

FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

Look. Kid. I REALLY am sorry you had to deal with this fucking sick bullshit. But you ARE. A. CHILD. And by the way you talk you are CLEARLY AND OBVIOUSLY A CHILD. WHO DOES NOT YET UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS YET.

W H Y are children allowed on this site at all? IT. IS. DANGEROUS!!!!!

*Throws table through window*

Kris is about is about to be #1 Victory Royale 😘🔪🔪

XD

When you’re playing support/healer and someone on your team insults you.

Hmmm should I answer these???????

Random Questions For Women

Here is a set of random questions for women, conveniently categorized. Have people send you random numbers (there’s 140 of them) or simply answer them yourself. Please reblog.

GENERAL WOMANHOOD: 1. Do you like the color pink? 2. Did you play with Barbie dolls as a child? 3. How easily do you cry? 4. What is the silliest thing you’ve ever cried over? 5. What food do you eat the most of when you’re sad? 6. How moody are you when you are you are on your period? 7. Have you ever thought you were pregnant because your period was late? 8. Have you ever been on the pill? 9. Would you ever want to have children someday? 10. Have you ever given birth? If not, would you ever want to? 11. How good of a cook do you consider yourself? 12. What is your favorite thing to cook? 13. Can you sew? 14. Do you consider yourself a feminist? 15. How do you define “girl power?” 16. Have you ever wished you were born a male? 17. Breastfeeding or formula? 18. What is your opinion of equal pay? 19. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? 20. Have you ever experienced any sexism? If so, please explain. 21. What is one thing about women you think most men don’t know? 22. Complete this phrase: I’m so glad I’m a woman because______. LIFE EXPERIENCES: 23. Have you ever been a Girl Scout? 24. Have you ever been a ballerina? 25. Have you ever been a cheerleader? 26. Were you ever voted as a homecoming or prom queen? 27. Have you ever hosted a sleepover? 28. Do you belong to a sorority? 29. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal? 30. American ladies: did you vote for Hillary Clinton? PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: 31. What is the longest your hair has ever been? 32. Have you ever cut your hair super short? 33. What hairstyle do you wear the most? 34. Have you ever dyed your hair? 35. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed? 36. How muscular are you? 37. Are your ears pierced? 38. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ears? 39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where? 40. How often do you wear lipstick or lipgloss? 41. How often do you paint your nails? 42. Have you ever worn any fake eyelashes or fake nails? 43. How often do you shave/wax your legs? 44. How white are your teeth? 45. What do you think is your best physical feature? 46. What do you think is your worst physical feature? 47. Do you have a “look” (i.e. a mad/annoyed/upset stare)? 48. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? FASHION STYLE: 49. What is your favorite fashion brand? 50. Do you wear skirts and dresses at all? If so, how often? 51. What is your dress size? 52. Do you wear any high heels or stilettos at all? If so, how often? 53. Have you ever worn high heels casually? 54. How often do you wear a bra? 55. Does it matter if your bra and panties match or not? 56. Which are you more likely to go without: a bra or panties? 57. How much of your underwear is white? 58. Have you ever worn a skirt or a dress without any panties underneath? 59. What is the shortest length of skirts and dresses you are comfortable wearing? 60. How expensive was your prom dress? 61. What clothing item do you own the most of (if shirts, be specific to what kind)? 62. How much jewelry do you typically wear? 63. How much makeup do you typically wear? 64. Do you like eyeshadow? 65. Do you carry a purse? 66. What is your preferred way to carry a purse: In your hand, on your elbow, or on your elbow? 67. How big is your closet? 68. Have you ever looked through your closet an thought “I have nothing to wear”? 69. Have you ever worn the same outfit more than once? 70. One-piece swimsuits or bikinis? 71. Have you ever worn a mismatched bikini? 72. Do you like tube and halter tops 73. Do you like crop tops? 74. Are you comfortable showing off a little cleavage? WEDDING CRAZE: 75. Have you ever been a bridesmaid? 76. Would you ever want to get married? 77. For how long have you thought about your wedding? 78. How much of your wedding do you already have planned out? 79. Indoor or outdoor wedding? 80. Would you want to have a lot of bridesmaids or just a couple? DATING & RELATIONSHIPS: 81. What is your current relationship status? 82. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? 83. Are you a virgin? 84. What personality trait are you most attracted to? 85. Have you ever been on a blind date? 86. Has anyone ever tried to set you up on a date? 87. Do you kiss on a first date? 88. How often do guys hit on you? 89. Have you ever kissed another woman? If so, did you like it? 90. Have you ever dated another woman? 91. Is sex before marriage wrong? 92. After how long would you start to consider a relationship to be serious? 93. Would you rather your lover give you chocolate or flowers? ENTERTAINMENT: 94. What celebrity do you most admire? 95. Do you like romantic comedies? Any favorites? 96. Do you have a favorite romantic movie? 97. Who is your favorite Disney princess? 98. What is your favorite Disney song? 99. Do you watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? 100. Have you ever watched Sex & The City? 101. Have you ever watched any shows such as Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model? 102. Do you read romantic novels? If so, do you have any recommendations? 103. Beyonce or Taylor Swift? 104. Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres? A PILE OF RANDOMNESS: 105. Are you named after anyone? 106. How many male friends do you have? 107. Have you ever called your female friends your girlfriends? 108. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as honey, dear, babe, or darling? 109. Have you ever dotted your I’s with a heart or a smiley face? 110. How many items do you own that are of a floral print design? 111. Name five things you always have in your purse. 112. Have you ever lost anything inside your purse? 113. Have you ever carried a spare pair of underwear with you in your purse? 114. What is the most amount of money you’ve ever spent in one single shopping trip? 115. Do you consider shopping a sport? 116. Have you ever used your cleavage or a bra as a purse? 117. Coffee or tea? 118. Can you do the splits? 119. Do you do any yoga? 120. Have you ever been told that to have cute handwriting? 121. How well can you write in cursive? 122. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? 123. Do you or have you ever belonged to a book club? 124. Have you ever talked yourself out of a driving ticket by using your looks? 125. Have you ever drank a non-alcoholic beverage out of a wine glass? 126. Showers or baths? 127. Have you ever tried using a toilet while standing up? 128. Have you ever been considered the mother of your group of friends? 129. Do you own any sex toys? RATINGS: 130. From 1-10, how feminine do you consider yourself? 131. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother? 132. From 1-10, how much do you look like your mother? 133. From 1-10, how much are you like your father? 134. From 1-10, how polite are you? 135. From 1-10, how cute do you consider your laugh? 136. From 1-10, how strict are you about manners? 137. From 1-10, how much of a neat freak are you? 138. From 1-10, how much of a hopeless romantic are you? 139. From 1- 10, how healthy do you eat? 140. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?