Hi I Actually Swooned

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

— For Your Own Good, Leah Horlick

LITERALLY, i started making all sorts of cakes, and jewellery with beads, and crocheting, and knitting, and style hair like they do at the beach. i've spent my whole life until like 6 months ago doing absolutely nothing, idk what's happening

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

hell nah my brain is fried i have nothing socially acceptable to say about this if i see one more they'll have to DRAG me to that asylum 4 good

Sebastian Stan photographed by Norman Jean Roy for Vanity Fair.

I hope you have sex dreams about me tonight.

For my fellow alchemists (potion witches)

the holy grail types of fanfic

Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

If I was a girl’s stomach I’d never hurt her