For That One Person Who Wrote The Most Heart Warming Toe Curling 10k+ Words Bucky X Reader College Au

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

Dear Santa

fictional men who have the “it’s okay to murder people but it’s never okay to disrespect women” energy>>>>>>>>

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

I EVEN DRESSED UP TO GET THAT PACKAGE AND NOW SHE WILL ALWAYS ASSOCIATE THIS BEAUTY TO THAT BRAIN PLS

no cuz i just received a package and i forgot to use my normal email with my real name INSTEAD OF FRIED CHICKEN and the lady wouldn't stop laughing at me AS SHE SHOULD horrific experience -62827/10 will never do it again

If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

this is nothing just a doodle of grumpy bucky and alpine, nothing to see here