If I Slept Enough You Wouldn't Stand A Chance

yes it does sound like something i'd 100% do but essentially i wouldnt, right? becouse think again.

at the end of the day the best topic is me. lets talk about me. ill talk about me. im interested in myself.

to all of my followers: hello, sister

big shoutout to the friend who takes pictures of the picture-taking friend

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

no life no friends no anything just duolingo except no duolingo either

i dont have duolingo, duolingo has me

we dont have rules but this isnt right

As Summer aproaches I can feel it. The features of my face will soon disappear. By August I will have become two dimensional.

im doing great