"its All In Your Head" Bbrruuuhhhh Does That Make It Any Better

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

we dont have rules but this isnt right

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

im doing great

i deserve a cookie

no matter what

As Summer aproaches I can feel it. The features of my face will soon disappear. By August I will have become two dimensional.

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)