Jaskier: "ugh i need a trim. Geralt do you have any shaving cream?"
Geralt: "no I don't like the taste."
Jaskier: "wait. what? You eat it?"
Geralt: "No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?"
Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?
The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.
I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”
and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.
The Illustrated Police News, May 24, 1890
minimalism is a cute aesthetic but maxamilism is the way to go…… me and my room with too many books and plants and pieces of art and pillows and blankets and and dried flowers and stacks of records and empty pill bottles and half-burned candles and vials of perfume and jars of pens and three decks of tarot cards and art books from museums and sea glass i collected from a beach in greece. maximilism is cute AND realistic. live ur horarding aesthetic goblin dreams.
did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior
Wet Moon, homestuck shoes, vote count slow as Trump sues, Georgia Swinging to and fro, Nevada counts have far to go, Youtube Johnlock video curse, Fic Deep State Omegaverse, Halloween Full Moon is blue, UK kickstarts lockdown 2, Putin resignation lies, here’s to Sherlock season 5, Destiel canon, Cas is gay, Covid rising by the day, uk Tories starve the kids, next a mishapocalypse, we didn’t start the fire
Gosh dammit muffin! Now I can't get the idea of long haired andorogynous zuko out of my head, and I'm like "what if he'd never done the bald ponytail thing and just let his hair grow back, so by the show he had long ass hair" and then I was like "what if he joined the gaang after crossroads and figured that the best way to go incognito was as a woman since people were looking for the PRINCE. Anyway now i'm staring down a blank google doc so thx.
Yesss.
For all those who served