Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”
Me: “Did you give him music?”
Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”
Me:
“k, bring me the child”
*Go to her house*
*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*
Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”
Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”
Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.
French voice: 1hr later
Son: “k I’m done! :-)”
Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”
Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.
Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don't have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren't in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession
Snickerdoodle!!
what kind of cookie are you
I’m betting we won’t see kissing until after chapter 20
when you responded to the ask abt kissing in chapter six? and said 'oh, my sweet summer child'? i felt that crunch somewhere between the third and fourth vertebrae. the sweating and shaking increases with every passing day
*gentle pats*
I promise the slow burn will be worth it. Hang in there!
An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat
(Source)
ive realised there isnt a huge market for shakespeare shit posts
I need mental intervention bc I’ve had this fake arctic monkeys song stuck in my head for like five days now
i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer
Stop motion wood working
tool_tips
OMOZOC
I’m working on some Halloween merch for writers and need your feedback, amigos!
The designs will feature text and an illustration. Currently I have:
I’m a writer and in my story you might already be dead
I trap human souls inside books for fun
I am not sure what you amigos would like to see, so all feedback/suggestions welcome!