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i’m not your superhuman — a playlist for modern day slytherins

idle worship - paramore // gasoline - halsey // champion - fall out boy // love me - the 1975 // immortals - fall out boy // castle - halsey // emperor’s new clothes - panic! at the disco // glory and gore - lorde // control - halsey // no rest for the wicked - lykke li // afraid - the neighbourhood // heads will roll - yeah yeah yeahs // everybody wants to rule the world - lorde // young god - halsey // heathens - twenty one pilots // the love club - lorde // fuck you - lily allen // hurricane - halsey // you’re so dark - arctic monkeys // r.i.p. 2 my youth - the neighbourhood // r u mine? - arctic monkeys // take me to church - hozier // cool kids - echosmith // casual affair - panic! at the disco // smells like teen spirit - nirvana // perfect places - lorde // golden days - panic! at the disco // novocaine - fall out boy // prey - the neighbourhood // money power glory - lana del rey // bad blood - bastille // bury me face down - grandson // wicked ones - dorothy // the outsider - marina and the diamonds // planetary (go!) - my chemical romance // legendary - powers // dont trust me - 3oh!3 // bubblegum bitch - marina and the diamonds // this is gospel - panic! at the disco

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i’m reading the poppy war right now

Mighty dark challenger of the fortified woods.

Hey y’all what if I told you that there’s a fiction novel out there where a 6 square mile hunk of West Virginia, including a small mining town, is accidentally transported to 1632 Germany due to a cosmic accident.

And the local mining union looks around, goes ‘well shit, guess it’s time to organize everything’ and proceeds to deal with all the incredible bullshit that comes with being dropped into the middle of the 30 years war.

What if I told you it’s free to read online

https://www.baen.com/readonline/index/read/sku/0671578499

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

dumb atla fanfic idea: ozai is thrown back in time—to the time when firelord azulon still sat on the throne. when ursa had not disappeared into the arms of her lover, ikem. when he still had his bending. when the avatar had not reappeared.

when all was right with the world.

ozai’s ready to conquer the world—nine years earlier than planned, nine years before sozin’s comet was set to arrive.

…

what he did not expect was that the one thing standing in his way of success was his eldest son—in the body of a five-year old.

((where ozai and zuko travel back in time and try to thwart each other in every way possible while everyone’s confused by second prince ozai’s great amount of disdain for his only son and said son’s pettiness towards his father))

Steve Rogers || what’s in your head

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.