Please God Stop Talking About Diets And Weight Loss In Front Of Kids. Especially If Those Kids Are Girls.

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

blessed by the gods to have a kintype I can literally not find any merch/gear of online and is heavily misunderstood. what a joy

to all my mutuals who like my og posts i love you, i cherish you, you deserve to be happy, im getting closer, i will find you

Who’s the tallest man alive?

Me with my patented Sky Boots

Is it bad that if you were running for president, I'd vote for you just so see what you would do in office because of your hilarious shenanigans? What would you do if you ever became the president?

I’d do hilarious silly little shenanigans like executing the oligarchy live on television

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

Car accents 🐈😺

its like clockwork...... every time it turns 8:00 or 9:00 i immediately feel a sense of "ouhhh..... ouhhh i love everyone......" i wish you guys were actually here. spoiler alert: i am clingy as fuck i will never be letting go of you once i see you. ouhhh i love everyone........... ouuughhh....... people 🤤🤤🤤 meowing purring rolling on my back exposing my belly purring purring right neow. or maybe im just eepy seeby eeper goob - 📺

Affirmations:

- I am strange

- I am offputting

- I move as though floating a few inches off the ground

- My eyes burn with the celestial fires of creation

- My voice carries with an ancient, primal echo

- Reality trembles with awe in my presence