Eat Him Out Wednesday Or Whatever. I've Stopped Keeping Track

"woah this post looks creepy who would like this??"

it's not for you

"this art piece makes no sense and is so ugly"

it's not for you

"this post is so weird I have never thought like that?"

it's not for you

"what they identify as an animal? no one does that?"

it's not for you

the world doesn't revolve around you

neither does the internet.

we exist, cringe culture is dead, fuck normality

oh

Housecryptid

(noun) - a domestic cryptid ; a cryptid that resides in human homes or within any sort of manmade building, regardless of why

This term is for anyone that wishes to use it, but is mainly directed at cryptid kin!

No need to credit me for this term, but it is appreciated!

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

  ⭒ shout out to the nonhumans who have to hide their posts behind trigger warnings because their 'types are commonly feared or disliked.   ⭒ shout out the nonhumans who feel uncomfortable in their bodies because their 'types have completely different body types to them.   ⭒ shout out to the nonhumans who's disability gives them species dysphoria. to the hearing-impaired nonhumans with 'types known for their amazing hearing. to the vision-impaired nonhumans who's 'types have exceptional eye sight. to the movement-impaired nonhumans with super agile and energetic 'types.   ⭒ shout out to the nonhumans with 'types who's characteristics don't line up with their own. to those with domestic 'types who like to be alone. to those with carnivorous 'types who are vegetarian. to those with solitary 'types who still long for a pack or a group to belong with.   ⭒ shout out the the nonhumans with holy / divine 'types who feel no connection to religion. to the angels with religious trauma. to the demons with religious families. shout out to every creature in this wonderful world, and those from other worlds too. our differences are what brings us together, and even if we cannot relate to others' experiences, even if we despise our own experiences, we are all nonhuman. we need not justify our nonhumanity to anyone. it is us, and that is all it needs to be. i love you all, and i am right here with you.

...a wednesday?

a WET BEAST WEDNESDAY???

Well

That's kind of embarrassing

if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this

Could you make a deepsea levaithan moodboard? I think that would look amazing✨️❤️