The Fine Line Between Angelic And Robotic

if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this

...a wednesday?

a WET BEAST WEDNESDAY???

this is my favourite thing ever

enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

"therians don't actually believe they're animals! it's just a spiritual belief!" I am crushing you with a goddamn piano if you wanna act like a fucking loony toon about it

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

i know you're listening to advice from someone on a blog posing as a stuffed shark but look after yourself

you need it

"god complex" yeah no shit