Apollo: Hey Percyyy I need you on a queeeest! <3
Percy, tired of this shit and just trying to get to the same collage as his gf:
Does this still work?
A Very Late Edit: yes it totally works I don't know why or how but. It. Works.
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’
mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws
Mä en ees tarvii aasinsiltoja, mun aasit osaa uida.
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.
The weeping angel’s statue
:D