Dog Thoughts 

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

love when the cd player makes little chirp and whirr sounds. she is excited to sing you a song !

me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

haha nice argument!!! prepare for war

Most days I try hard to act human, to breathe like a human and speak with the same flat language, but often

my kindness is clumsy—I stop a stranger to tie his shoe and end up kissing his knees.

— Kaveh Akbar, from “Against Hell,” in Calling a Wolf a Wolf

could you guys imagine if snails could talk

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

one thing about me is i cannot do this right now

under my skin is 17 layers of playdoh.

whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast