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what do you mean my maladaptive daydreaming is taking ahold of my life?? worry about yourself man

i dont want any more emails

look behind you bro. it's the mudcrab dude.

i love this youtube comment

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

doing my nightly self care ritual! thinking of what could've been

me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

i will forever be saddened by the fact that monsters and fantasy creatures do not actually exist and there arent like werewolves and orcs and elves and vampires arent vying for the attention of me. some average looking guy who makes posts online

could you guys imagine if snails could talk

divorce is so funny. like never mind