There Are Times In One's Life Where One Must Simply Review Anecdotes From One's Childhood And Think To

If covid hadn't happened I would've had a foursome by now

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

anyone else ever get jumpscared by white fingon

everything hurts and i’m so tired of always being sick

Non-vegans who think vegans are annoying have obviously never been vegan because there is nothing more annoying than a non-vegan when they find out you are vegan

i wish i was pretty so badly

this was too good to not post here

Exterior, Hillary Clinton’s doorstep, 3AM

Kamala Harris, looking her version of disheveled and unhinged (which is to say she’s still in the same immaculate suit from her speech earlier in the day but she’s lost her high heels, has exactly five hairs out of place, and there is a discreet smear of Dorito dust on her fingertips): I’m sorry, I just didn’t know where else to go.

Hillary, in a cozy bathrobe, but perfectly made up and coiffed: Honey, I’ve been waiting for you to show up since they called Pennsylvania. (Hands Kamala a margarita and ushers her inside.)